How have all my bitches been?
Oh snap. Sebastian’s got moves! Good thing I do too.
Not bad, but mine are hotter.
Now that you mention it, yes. I am now at least. So come dance with me, Sebastian.
I guess I could show you my moves.
YO SAM, SPENCER, SEBASTIAN. I’M TALKING TO YOU. COME AT ME, BROS. I wanna get my dance on!
Are you expecting me to dance with you?
Aww :) Are you going to buy him those flower for your arms thingy?
A corsage? Sure, if he’ll wear it. Just as long as I don’t have to wear any flowers.
It’s totally normal, Seb. Are you taking Spencer to the dance?
Why else would I be so excited?
Spring Formal’s coming in less than a day, right?
Is it bad that I’m actually kind of excited?
Isn’t that like, the point of relationships?
I thought the point was sex, but hell, the sex is great too, so I’m not complaining.
I’ve been busy having a life. Who knew a relationship would involve making time for someone and actually putting in effort?
Carnival? When? Sounds fun.
I am Jesse St. James. Show choir and piano expert extraordinaire.
People who claim to be experts often aren’t as great as they claim.
You’re bored? Impossibru!
You want to do something about it?
You’re not alone there. How are you - besides the boredom?
You’re actually talking to me? Are you sick? I still think you’re incredibly gay-looking.
You and everyone else. :/
Why doesn’t anyone around here know how to have fun?
And I doubt I’ve missed anything eventful.