Relationship Status: Proudly Taken
Apparently, there is someone out there for everyone.

My name is Sebastian Smythe, Performing Arts major at Dayton Academy. I'm seventeen years old, and the middle child of the Smythe family. Sadly, that means there are two other people my age, sharing my last name, forced to live in the shadow of how great I am. Not to mention the fact that I'm easily the sexiest.

If there's anything you'd like to know about me, all you have to do is ask, though you'd better be willing to make it worth the while. I don't waste my time talking to people less interesting or significantly less attractive than myself. I simply don't have the time.

If you think you've got what it takes to hang with me, drop me a line and we can grab a drink. The expense is on you, of course. It's only fair of you to commission me for my time, don't you think?

What keeps a handsome, dashing young man like myself so busy, you might be wondering right about now. Well, in addition to maintaining the company of those I've deemed attractive enough to meet my standards, I rehearse and showcase my talents on the stage. Come watch me perform sometime. It'll leave you absolutely speechless and begging for more.

"If there's just one thing you got to remember, is to write down your name and your phone number. That way I'll have it, and we'll make something out of this mess."
- Passion Pit {I've Got Your Number}